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THE NEW LAUGH OUT LOUD

Tell us your favourite joke and funny experience. This is a feel-good group. All downers will be deleted.
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone."

 

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Comment by GREGORY A HEENAN 18 hours ago

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Comment by Lynne G. 19 hours ago

Right, Yvonne, that's why we put the car keys in the fridge with the orange juice, right??  :-)

Brilliant!!!  Love that word!

Comment by Yvonne France 19 hours ago

IT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT

Brains of elderly are slow because they know so much.

The brains of older people only appear to slow down

because they have so much information to compute,

much like a full-up hard drive, scientists believe.

 

Elderly people have so much information in their brain

that it takes longer for them to access it … scientists

believe. 

  • By Sarah Knapton, Science Correspondent

                         January 20, 2014

    Older people do not decline mentally with age, it just takes

    them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe.

    Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full up, so to do humans take longer to access information, it has been suggested.

    Researchers say this slowing down is NOT the same as cognitive decline.

    said Dr. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time.

    “The brains of older people do NOT get weak.

    On the contrary, OLDER PEOPLE SIMPLY KNOW MORE!”
           
     SO THERE …   WE ARE ALL BRILLIANT!!!!

 

Comment by Lynne G. yesterday

 

53,000 Irishmen meet for the 'Irish Are Not Stupid' convention.

Paddy McLaughlin addresses the crowd..

'We are all here today to prove to the world that the Irish are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?'...

Mick O'Rourke gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Paddy asks him 'What is 15 plus 15?'
After 15 or 20 seconds Mick says, 'Forty!'

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Irishmen start chanting 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'

Paddy says, 'Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here,
I think we can give him another chance.'
So he asks, 'What is 5 plus 5?'
After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, ' Twelve?'

Paddy looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.
Everyone is disheartened and Mick starts crying.

But then the 53,000 Irishmen begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'
Paddy, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, 'OK then, what is 2 plus 2?'
Silence hangs over the stadium.

Mick closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, 'Four?'

Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Irish crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream,
'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!

 

 

 

Comment by GREGORY A HEENAN yesterday

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Comment by Lynne G. on Tuesday

A heck of a lot cheaper, Greg, ha ha ha...I'm sure you are worth it!!  :-)

Comment by GREGORY A HEENAN on Tuesday

Comment by GREGORY A HEENAN on Tuesday

Lynne, I have an ICD and I have been out anytime it has delivered "therapy" (shocks me) but it has been described as being kicked in the chest so yeah why not LOL

 

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