"Mary, did you know that one of the cases that will be discussed by doctors in the new series of BBC3's Bizarre ER next Monday involves a woman who had an unusual pain in her private area in 2010?
After extensive tests they found out that the problem was a rolled-up poster of her idol Donny Osmond that had somehow found it's way inside her 'Puppy Love'."
"Well Joan,'that's a little bit m…