". Want to hear a pizza joke…. nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the…"
"This past Friday, The Navy Master Chief noticed a new sailor among his crew. So he yelled at him, “Get over here! What’s your name sailor?” “Tim,” the new sailor replied.“Now look, I don’t know what kind of…"
"A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place.The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the…"