"Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table."Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may not have 45…"
"Us older folks understand this one, it's called: S.O.S - Slower. Older. Smarter.
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. The best things in life are free…"
"Two women met for tea at a restaurant. One had a swollen face. Her friend asked: “What happened?”First one: “My hubby hit me.”Second one: “But I thought your husband was out of town.”First one: “Yeah, I…"
To be perfectly honest, I don't have a clue what is going on in the outside world. I've been working all month on a big freelance job which involves listening to a lot of video material, so I haven't had the radio on. I buy a newspaper every Saturday, and the last three weeks are sitting untouched. At the end of the day, I tumble into bed and sleep soundly until very early morning, when I get back at it. When I do take a break, quess what? It's to play games. What are you playing now? I've worked my way through all levels of "Roads of Rome 1, 2 and 3" and now I'm stuck on the challenge level of "Tribal Village 3". Enjoy your fun in the sun.
Hi Leeners: I hope you had a stellar birthday... and that you're enjoying Florida. My sister has a place at Bonita Springs and sometimes I go down with her but I've been too busy this year. I moved out of Toronto last summer, and now my new place is like a year-round vacation spot to me. The weather has been fantastic the past while and we all have our fingers crossed that it will last and that there will be no nasty surprises. Yesterday, I think it was warmer outside than in.
"A CORRECT ASSUMPTION
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten The red light by…"