Every story has to have a good punch, mine don't.
This is a tale that has no end, it just keeps going and going on my friend, some people started reading it, not knowing what it was, and they'll....well...close out and go to Google or something. Enjoy!
Yes, I would say you could read this to your kids!!
Once upon a time, I was…Continue
It's either really late or I'm up too early.
I decided after tossing and turning the the few minutes in bed, to jump back online, to check my newest Twitter account where I post my hopes and dreams.
Mostly, I post "my nuts itch!" and some guy who says he's a movie director(he has been verified by Twitter!) out in Cali retweets that my nuts itch.
My parents would be so proud if I told them, "Some director who directed Titanic and Avatar…Continue
Scenario: You find a ticket to the Central High Hi-Teen Carnival(the year is approximately 1949 so "Hi" has a different meaning in reference to Hi-Teen then it does today!!! HI TEENS!!!!) and you're like, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
It means, you're going to have to find a date!
(Cause the ticket says ADMIT ONE COUPLE and they don't mean you and your right hand. Yes, I know, it could be translated that…Continue
If I had to choose to kill off one technology I could live without, it would be the self serve check out stand.
"What?" the crowd goes, almost yelling, but not really. "Why that?"
I always have felt that a store should give me an employee discount, since I am checking myself out, bagging my own groceries, giving my own change, and sometimes, greeting myself(which sounds overly sexually but really, well, yes it is!) and therefore, am providing service to the…Continue