"Helluva game! The Sketchers ad was my favorite, too, Marsha."
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Matt Paust commented on Linda Seccaspina's blog post Kate Upton Won't be Washing Your Mercedes CanadaMatt Paust commented on Linda Seccaspina's blog post Burger King Introduces My Little Pony Burgers"
But...but what about Elsie? A-and Ferdinand?
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Matt Paust commented on Linda Seccaspina's blog post The Rats of Hogtown and Berkeley California"Some rats are cute.
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Matt Paust commented on Linda Seccaspina's blog post The Rats of Hogtown and Berkeley California"Maybe they could feed the Cap'n Crunch to the rats? At least they'd be happy rats."
Matt Paust commented on Linda Seccaspina's blog post Should We Give Up Our Senior Discounts?"The kids are right. We are a drain on the economy, which might be part of the reason they can't find jobs. "
Matt Paust commented on Linda Seccaspina's blog post Sticky Fingers - With Apologies to Edward Gorey"You have an imagination and a half, dear Linda!"
Matt Paust commented on Linda Seccaspina's blog post Randy Quaid Your Canadian Vacation is Over!"He's a mess."
Matt Paust commented on Linda Seccaspina's blog post Scottie Pinwheels - Cats Will Find This Annoying - Cuteness Overload"Brilliant and hilarious!"
Matt Paust liked Linda Seccaspina's blog post Scottie Pinwheels - Cats Will Find This Annoying - Cuteness OverloadMatt Paust commented on Linda Seccaspina's blog post Forget Hot Yoga- It's Naked Yoga Time"It's cold here today, but I doubt it will ever be that cold."
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Author meets unflattering reviewer in bar
Posted on January 9, 2013 at 9:11am 2 Comments 2 Likes
It was one of those incredible literary coincidences destined to reside in Wiki annals forever. GV, who on a sour whim had stretched his writing chops just once in his life to post a "customer review" on Amazon, found himself seated on a bar stool…
Continue Sad news about a Zoomers brother
Posted on December 20, 2012 at 8:20am 11 Comments 4 Likes
Jason Giecek informed his friends yesterday that his wife Pamela died unexpectedly, Our always jolly, warm and fuzzy friend (who is known elsewhere as that rascally orange cat Tinkerertink69) is grieving today, and so are we. We understand Pamela, whom he lovingly called "Wifey" in his many many posts here and on other blogsites and Facebook (where he is known as Bob Williams) was suffering from a bad cold when she took a turn for the worse.
Please join me in mourning Pam's…
Continue Gasp and Dash
Posted on December 13, 2012 at 10:00am 8 Comments 2 Likes
I took a deep breath and turned the key. I pushed the door open just far enough to see. I backed out, closed the door and turned the key. I walked to my car, knelt down and placed in front of the right front tire the little box with the holes in it that…
Once on a perfect day
Posted on July 15, 2012 at 6:20pm 17 Comments 6 Likes
You may find yourself sitting on a sandy beach
And you may find yourself wondering how to pass the time on that sandy beach…
ContinueComment Wall (18 comments)
- At 9:15pm on August 2, 2012,
Kimberly said… Thank-you for sharing. Linda is a gifted writer.
- At 2:09pm on February 9, 2012,
CreekEnd_UK said… You still guarding that 'BIG RED Button' Matt?
I just read online that dust can affect it's effectiveness. (Source: Dr.Who)
- At 9:22am on August 08, 2011, fernsy galore gave Matt Paust a gift…
Mattsy! They are telling me I'm over 200 characters wtf. So this is a very edited comment.
- At 9:52am on July 7, 2011, CreekEnd_UK said…
I guess it depends what you're going to do with the gun?
You can trust me, who you going to shoot on OS ?
Let me guess.......
- At 9:39am on July 7, 2011, CreekEnd_UK said…
- Keep well and I look forward to you next OS post. Are you going to x/post it here too?
- At 12:52am on July 4, 2011,
Mary Katherine Manuel said… Nice to see you here, I will look forward to reading your posts.
- At 11:45pm on June 30, 2011, Kimberly said…
- Oh, and your welcome!
- At 11:44pm on June 30, 2011, Kimberly said…
Matt,
I like that we can leave comments. But I did not realize they went down the middle of the front page till just today. LOL :-) I thought it was just for that persons blog.
- At 10:55am on June 30, 2011, Kimberly said…
- :-) I just think everyone should have a ribbon. Have a great day Matt!
- At 10:54am on June 30, 2011, Kimberly gave Matt Paust a gift…
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