"my mother is in hospice now one week today i love her i don't know if i can be there with her at the end i want to be she has been the greatest mother she would be there for me she doesn't talk or open her eyes she won't eat or drink…"
Looks like you're doing just fine on the puter. We're in nice warm sunny weather in Southern Ontario, not too hot or humid just right...I told someone this morning the weather could stay like this until about March and then start warming up, as we know the winter should be very cold and white! LOL
"Scientists at Rolls Royce in the UK built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity.
The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne…"
"An eminent cardiologist in London died recently and at his funeral his coffin was placed next to an enormous mock-up of a heart made entirely of flowers. It was a lovely tribute to a man who had dedicated his life to just one part of the human body.…"
"A man comes home from work and can’t find his wife. After looking all over the house he finds her in the bedroom as naked as a jay bird standing in front of a mirror looking at herself. She had recently had a pacemaker installed. The man yells…"