When Poofy Dog first lived in the building, he was one heck of a Dapper Dandy. Poofy was mostly terrier mixed with a bit of this and some of that. Once upon a time he was better dressed that any fashionista with spiffy hats, coats, and quite frankly, a hairstyle that did not quite fit a…
My first book Menopausal Woman From the Corn had a funny story about the trials and tribulations of dying my hair called No, A Serial Killer Did Not Choose My Hair Colour! It was a short tale of some…
The New Meme of the Week-- "Tom Cruising"
A behavioral act of performing something a person may call chancy or jeopardous.
Ever wonder what Dad is doing after you leave…Continue
When I used to have PMS I loved 9 1/2 Weeks
Now it's Fifty Shades of Grey - even with the bad editing and writing, I murmur.
There is no doubt in my mind that in a former life I must have been a dog. I cannot find any other reason why cats hate me so much or inflict me with so many allergens they almost shut my lungs down. It's not that I don't like cats--in fact I love them--but there is something they sense about me they just don't like. I have heard that cats have to think you're worthy to be near you, maybe I am just not worthy!…Continue
I thought I heard it all until yesterday. Things are pretty tight financially everywhere, but to what extent would you go to for a free meal? Brittny Pierre wrote on…
1. Lingerie & pajamas. Bullshit. What do you really sleep in?
A black tshirt. Okay really? I wear Old Navy fleece things I find on sale. This is the year I have discovered…
Yesterday morning I heard aggressive barking from Axel, our German Shepherd, outside the kitchen door. I looked outside and saw a small animal cornered against the house with Axel barely 3 inches away, barking at him.
The poor little guy was so scared that its breathing was incredibly…Continue
Saran Wrap that goes everywhere and nowhere, besides the dish you want to cover.
Socks that refuse to stay up and both up somewhere in middle earth inside your shoe.
Waiting at home for anyone that needs to fix, deliver, or install…Continue
Every night after I finish my work I sit on the couch and blankly stare at the droning TV. A woman seems to never be in control of the remote so I ask the "remote keeper" the same question night after night.
"Is Storage Wars on tonight?"
"Hoarders" is off for the season and I have replaced my quench for strange reality shows with "Storage Wars". The premise is quite simple. Four dealers seek their fortune buying…
Shelley: Thanks for helping me make Shenley's Birthday card. Pretty funny, right?
John: Sure was.
Shelley: Marina's card was so romantic. Why don't you give me cards like that?…Continue
Now there's a headline you don't see every day. A seven-month-old Rhesus Macaque wearing a coat was found shopping at a Toronto Ikea. Darwin was later captured on Sunday afternoon and you have to admit he is definitely cuter than the average Ikea shopper.…Continue
Is this totally necessary?
The big guy of…Continue
It has come to our attention that certain individuals (SNL, Jay Leno, plus countless others,) have been spoofing, ridiculing Brad Pitt’s recently premiered Chanel #5’s commercial. We believe if we explain…
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Yesterday my internet was off for over 12 hours. When it crashed I waited for 30 minutes and then banged on the door of our in house IP provider. Every time I tell someone the internet is off I get the same immediate question,
"Are you sure?"…
In June a skunk walked into a Maryland Jimmy Buffett-inspired Cheeseburger in Paradise restaurant and bit a woman on the foot. They shot the skunk fleeing in the parking lot and later disclosed the skunk was rabid. Are we leaving doors of established…Continue
No mockery about our 18 bottles of hair products in the shower please.
If a nice guy has action figures, he better have a law degree, medical degree or substantial trust fund.
Lava lamps are not making a comeback. (…Continue
One of my favourite books is an odd little 128 page novella called The Lady Who Liked Clean Restrooms written by J. P. Donleavy who gained critical acclaim with his first novel, The Ginger Man, which is one of the Modern…Continue
During the summer, numerous incidents of cougar sightings and attacks were reported on Vancouver Island. So, when I suggested that we fish off a point in the village of Sayward, (Also on Vancouver Island), John's response was no surprise.…