I am sure at this point anyone who has internet access has seen last Friday night's Kitchen Nightmares featuring Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale AZ, and if you haven't; I put the videos down below for your entertainment.…

This week more beloved characters from my childhood innocence have gone horribly wrong. Good grief--where's my blanky?

Lovely Tami Erin -- who played the title role in the 1988 movie "The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking" is still beating up the boys the same way she did in the movie. Erin was arrested for assault on Thursday for…

Have you ever had a song stuck in your head for days? Susan Root, a  63-year-old British woman has had the 1950's classic "How Much is that Doggie in the…

Last week a female pot-bellied pig named Pearl who likes to jump on people cornered a few ladies in a public bathroom near Kingston, Ontario.

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Now there's a headline you don't see every day. A seven-month-old Rhesus Macaque wearing a coat was found shopping at a Toronto Ikea. Darwin was later captured on Sunday afternoon and you have to admit he is definitely cuter than the average Ikea shopper.…

The customer is always right,  and if you are lactose intolerant  something tells me you are going to get angry when a McDonald’s employee hands you a cheeseburger instead of a hamburger.

One…

Just in time for the holiday food cravings. Pizza Hut Canada is launching a perfume through Grip Ltd.- an advertising firm that works with Pizza Hut. It began as a joke on the Pizza Hut Canada Facebook page and some how no one never looked back. Apparently it smells the same as that initial orgasmic smell when you open the pizza…

I used to love the very few times I got to spend with my mother before she died. When she was out of the hospital on her good days; we used to roam the forgotten cemeteries in the countryside. My father sat shaking his head in his old Ford reading his Perry Mason paperbacks as he watched us read one crumbling stone after another.…

This has been a heck of a month for shark attacks all up and down the west coast. Just this week Scott Stevens a 25-year-old surfer was believed to…

Somewhere in Connecticut there is a bird looking for a good home. You have to wonder how truthful these Craigslist ads are and is the man really shocked or just trying to make a quick buck on a stuffed bird.…

Canadian Carly Rae Jepsen wasn't kidding when she sang the lyrics to her hit song “Call Me Maybe”. Friday I read an article that made my ovaries shrivel up and possibly yours will too. You'll never have to leave the house again as long distance romance has taken on a new twist with the company LovePalz who has created a two-way internet pleasure machine…

In August I began to hear ridiculous rumblings circulating through the Canadian media. Canada was no longer going to process temporary foreign worker applications from girls overseas who wanted to work in strip clubs in Canada. Tim Lambrinos, president of the AEAC, said stripping some how didn't belong on that list and …

First it was the Asian executive invention The Toilet Briefcase; now the Japanese have designed a new waste not want not invention called the…

A long time ago my sons were addicted to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and it was known they fictitiously resided in a sewer. It wasn't your ordinary sewer location like those in Jennifer Toth's book The Mole People;  it actually looked like something you could call home. So what possessed five Calgary, Alberta headbangers to suddenly call the local sewer "party central" this…

James B. Summers, 52, of Madison, Wisconsin, was charged with fraud, possession of an electric weapon, and drug paraphernalia at his local Denny's a…

The Queensland cops are looking for a well endowed criminal called the "Buxom Bandit," who robbed an Australian Gold Coast gas station this week. The title of this story should have been "a blonde walks into a gas station” and I predict that the Aussie police will enjoy working overtime to make this bust. Now there's a neighbourhood watch program most men will enjoy!…

When they say that God looks out for drunks and babies I cannot figure out for the life of me where Mitt Romney and Catalina Clouser fit in that sentence. In December I wrote a story about Mitt Romney making the 12-hour drive from Boston to Grand Bend, Ontario with the family dog Seamus strapped to the roof of his…

In this week's weird news an Israeli man finally had enough after having to replace the cat door for a fifth time. According to the Times of Israel, when his wife brought in cats numbers 549 and 550- enough was enough!…