There is a strange tale that surfaces now and again, about an old school janitor that worked hard every single day of his life. Most of Mr. Henry's time was spent in the boiler room where the smell of Dustbane and old tuna sandwiches filled the air.
Now being a janitor is a pretty thankless job, but he treated the school in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. with love, yet no one seemed to love him back. He longed for the sound of his own children that might run on the shiny…
A city government in the UK has apologized to a local shopkeeper because their garbage men are on the lazy side. Iftikhar Ahmed was upset a few weeks ago when the garbage outside of his Cambridge, England store wasn't collected. When he complained to the city, he was told his bins were deemed “too full” by the garbage men. Being a clever man he went through hours of security camera footage from outside…Continue
Spite comes in all flavors, and Taylor Swift probably might not have done what these jilted ladies did, but she would have put them in a song instead. Honestly, I don't know which is worse.
"I Knew You Were Trouble"
An Ottawa,Ontario woman…Continue
I am sure at this point anyone who has internet access has seen last Friday night's Kitchen Nightmares featuring Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale AZ, and if you haven't; I put the videos down below for your entertainment.…Continue
This week more beloved characters from my childhood innocence have gone horribly wrong. Good grief--where's my blanky?
Lovely Tami Erin -- who played the title role in the 1988 movie "The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking" is still beating up the boys the same way she did in the movie. Erin was arrested for assault on Thursday for…
Have you ever had a song stuck in your head for days? Susan Root, a 63-year-old British woman has had the 1950's classic "How Much is that Doggie in the…Continue
Well, today might be my last post if the Mayan prophecy comes true so I have put together some parody personals Craigslist…
Last week a female pot-bellied pig named Pearl who likes to jump on people cornered a few ladies in a public bathroom near Kingston, Ontario.
Now there's a headline you don't see every day. A seven-month-old Rhesus Macaque wearing a coat was found shopping at a Toronto Ikea. Darwin was later captured on Sunday afternoon and you have to admit he is definitely cuter than the average Ikea shopper.…Continue
The customer is always right, and if you are lactose intolerant something tells me you are going to get angry when a McDonald’s employee hands you a cheeseburger instead of a hamburger.
Just in time for the holiday food cravings. Pizza Hut Canada is launching a perfume through Grip Ltd.- an advertising firm that works with Pizza Hut. It began as a joke on the Pizza Hut Canada Facebook page and some how no one never looked back. Apparently it smells the same as that initial orgasmic smell when you open the pizza…
I used to love the very few times I got to spend with my mother before she died. When she was out of the hospital on her good days; we used to roam the forgotten cemeteries in the countryside. My father sat shaking his head in his old Ford reading his Perry Mason paperbacks as he watched us read one crumbling stone after another.…Continue
This has been a heck of a month for shark attacks all up and down the west coast. Just this week Scott Stevens a 25-year-old surfer was believed to…Continue
Somewhere in Connecticut there is a bird looking for a good home. You have to wonder how truthful these Craigslist ads are and is the man really shocked or just trying to make a quick buck on a stuffed bird.…Continue
Canadian Carly Rae Jepsen wasn't kidding when she sang the lyrics to her hit song “Call Me Maybe”. Friday I read an article that made my ovaries shrivel up and possibly yours will too. You'll never have to leave the house again as long distance romance has taken on a new twist with the company LovePalz who has created a two-way internet pleasure machine…Continue
In August I began to hear ridiculous rumblings circulating through the Canadian media. Canada was no longer going to process temporary foreign worker applications from girls overseas who wanted to work in strip clubs in Canada. Tim Lambrinos, president of the AEAC, said stripping some how didn't belong on that list and …
First it was the Asian executive invention The Toilet Briefcase; now the Japanese have designed a new waste not want not invention called the…Continue
A long time ago my sons were addicted to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and it was known they fictitiously resided in a sewer. It wasn't your ordinary sewer location like those in Jennifer Toth's book The Mole People; it actually looked like something you could call home. So what possessed five Calgary, Alberta headbangers to suddenly call the local sewer "party central" this…Continue
There is no doubt that businessman Hans Kristian Rausing adored his wife. Not only did he love Eva, they also seemed to share a bad drug habit together. When police stopped Rausing on a traffic violation on July 9 they found illegal drugs in his car and decided to search the…
James B. Summers, 52, of Madison, Wisconsin, was charged with fraud, possession of an electric weapon, and drug paraphernalia at his local Denny's a…Continue