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Google ate my hamster aka Back 2 daFuture - Writing in the Dark , with added ToeJam.
Back from the past on FRed(tm) daBrit Siamese's Blog in 2003 - to the future. Eaten due to Russian infiltrators and their spam/pork luncheon meat the God that is Google ate/deleted over 6 years of my muse.
Oh yes, they will pay. Come the revolution the Prols will rise and ........…
ContinueAdded by CreekEnd_UK on April 22, 2013 at 4:00am — 6 Comments
50.1 <beta> Shades Of Grey.
Shades of Grey Interiors.
ContinueHe was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved…
Added by CreekEnd_UK on April 5, 2013 at 12:36pm — 3 Comments
Ladies Golf Professionals vs The Men
Added by CreekEnd_UK on April 4, 2013 at 5:30pm — 7 Comments
Axel ate my arm.
I promised myself that I would never reveal this
as there isn't much of a witness protection scheme in the UK, but for others safety here we have it.
Linda S is NOT to be messed with lest you want to loose an appendage.
SHe has protection and his name is…
ContinueAdded by CreekEnd_UK on March 23, 2013 at 3:53pm — 8 Comments
If it looks like a FISH and it smells like a FISH
then you don't have to eat it to know it's FISH (allegedly).
- FRed(tm) here -------------------------------------------------------------------------------->…
Added by CreekEnd_UK on March 19, 2013 at 4:51pm — 5 Comments
UK vs.Europe Food
Added by CreekEnd_UK on February 15, 2013 at 10:53am — 12 Comments
Things you can do with the old style Brit telephone boxes.
Added by CreekEnd_UK on February 7, 2013 at 7:08am — 7 Comments
Ground 'og REcipe.
People - apparently very weird people - describe the groundhog as tasting similar to squirrel or wabbit.
Recipes for groundhog are variations of squirrel recipes, with the
addendum to cure the groundhog in salt water for 6 to 12 hours first
and remove the scent glands on the back and forelegs. Also,
I'm not sure what this says about groundhog eating, but most of the
recipes seem to be from the mid-1970s, like this one for
groundhog stew…
ContinueAdded by CreekEnd_UK on February 5, 2013 at 12:30pm — 8 Comments
It can make you go blind?
Well maybe not blind but definitely cross eyed............
Yes, gardening that is. I rest my case.
Added by CreekEnd_UK on January 30, 2013 at 3:45pm — 7 Comments
"Life's a Bitch, and then you become One" but only on Wednesday?
{ They (that's the 'Corporate They') say, that }
But, the Life of the Fredmeister and acts of Pure Fredness must not be viewed that way.
Let me summarise (and for HuMons I have kept this simple )…
Added by CreekEnd_UK on January 29, 2013 at 1:02pm — 6 Comments
Bondage and Incarceration aka " Operation Bath Room Freedom "
FIRST Posted by: FredMeister / Wednesday, November 26, 2003 on the now deceased http://fredthesiamesejournal.blogspot.com
Yesterday was not a normal one here for us Royal Felines.
DaMan went off with DeOtherMen '' to make a Point to someone !! '' - whatever that means, in the Black German Mariers…
ContinueAdded by CreekEnd_UK on January 23, 2013 at 9:33am — 7 Comments
Trouble at Mill aka Pussy Problems.
Added by CreekEnd_UK on December 15, 2012 at 12:23pm — 4 Comments
God aka The Absentee Landlord isn't infallible either?
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack caused by STRESS and was taken to hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?' …
Added by CreekEnd_UK on November 10, 2012 at 8:30am — 5 Comments
Job Application (rec'd).
Deer Sur,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do sum Acounting…
Added by CreekEnd_UK on October 29, 2012 at 12:30pm — 5 Comments
***** For Sale ****** Man Flu (English/English version, Beta)
Added by CreekEnd_UK on October 28, 2012 at 2:55pm — 4 Comments
Elections and the Future?
Barack Obama and David Cameron find themselves in a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.…
Added by CreekEnd_UK on October 26, 2012 at 10:59am — 5 Comments
Age is no barrier to enjoyment - Nope.
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.…
Added by CreekEnd_UK on October 24, 2012 at 5:30am — 6 Comments
Don't eat the pumpkin FRed(tm).
Today whilst trying to avoid the cheap and ubiquitous halloween marketing rubbish in 'Arrods,
…
ContinueAdded by CreekEnd_UK on October 21, 2012 at 6:36pm — 13 Comments
Retirement and Car Hire by Zoomers Visiting the UK 2012.
{Just for starters and when visiting tidal areas.}
On a recent visit, or should I say tour of…
ContinueAdded by CreekEnd_UK on September 25, 2012 at 6:00pm — 21 Comments
Please shoot me. No please feel free, I won't resist.
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Added by CreekEnd_UK on September 16, 2012 at 10:00am — 7 Comments
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