This morning I woke up and noticed a spider bite on my upper eyebrow. It seems that more and more females of the hallowed celebrity population either go on a fishing trip and gets their lips bitten by trout or something else is biting them while they sleep like me.
I think whatever bit the Kardashian's celeb
Mom Kris Jenner last week should be looked into pronto by some exterminator as her lips are looking like she has rabies or bitten by a family of hungry spiders.
In reality, we all know that Jenner decided to get the latest 'trout pout” and the filler that is injected makes them look three times their size.
Why does anyone that has no resemblance at all to Angelina Jolie think that if they get this procedure they might look like her after following this crazy fad.
I don't want Jolie's lips and I especially don't want that bony leg of hers.
I have seen the permanent lines around the eyes and lips that some tattoo artists do on women and if I found that nutty well; this just goes beyond words.
I guess because all these stars are doing the hamster cheeks and the trout pout, you must stand out like a sore thumb if you don't join the crowd.
Nicole Kidman and Meg Ryan were some of the first offenders and when I see Lindsay Lohan, under the age of 30 doing it, well maybe there are really aliens among us putting thoughts into our minds.
Some of you out there still trying to Keeping Up with the Kardashians?
Well if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and acquires duck lips overnight, chances are they are all a bunch of ducks. At least the bump from my spider bite will go away by tomorrow.
All I can sing is the song Fishheads right now.
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