Men in Black 3 opens up this weekend but do aliens and UFOs exist in real life? Apparently since the 1950's; men dressed in black suits complete with sunglasses visit the homes of those who have said they have spotted UFO's.
I have read stories detailing events with Men In Black that date all the way back to medieval times. Supposedly, it is a massive cabal intent on hiding or covering up any UFO, supernatural, or paranormal activities. Now, this might prove that it is not a government agency since this would be long before the American government was established -- or even before the American continents were "discovered".
Recently I read that European countries like France and Belgium have publicly acknowledged the existence of UFOs and have released previously classified information on the subject. There have been too many credible sightings and encounters with UFOs and who they are and what they want we may never know, but they are out there.
Curious, I searched the Federal job website extensively and could find no openings for Men in Black, but I do have my opinions. I used to see Men in Black in my store all the time, more accurately men in black latex and leather, that used to charge the public $75 for an hour for their services.
The first time my world was introduced to space information was in 1961 when Alan Shepherd went 116 miles up in space. My mother sat in her wheelchair and cried her eyes out and repeated over and over,
“That poor man’s wife! What is she going to do without him?”
Of course Shepherd was just fine and my mother marveled at what had just transpired. I, of course, was more interested in American Bandstand then entering into space travel. I understand what I am going to say next is going to be shocking to some of you; but then maybe not. I am one of those wackos that believe that NASA never really landed on the moon.
Every conspiracy theory from the film Capricorn One is a reality in my mind. I figure if they truly did land on the moon there were would be a major condo development up there right now. I have only admitted to close friends that I believe that the U.S. did not want to lose the space race to the Russians so they faked it on a sound stage in Arizona. I may scoff at moon theories, but whether you believe in God or in Darwinism, how could you deny that there might be life on other planets.
Everyone is entitled to their beliefs and I insist that no one dare knock mine down about aliens. When my kids went to elementary school rumour was that one of their mother’s friend had been abducted by aliens outside of Almonte, Ontario and she she had lived to tell the tale.
Her tale would eventually sell, self published, for $4.99 in the coming year at local bookstores throughout Lanark County. Mum even appeared on the TV show Unsolved Mysteries and some suggested "up and down the line" she might had have moon rocks in her head. I sometimes think that most of the alien hoaxes belong in the World Weekly News, but I do believe in Area 51. Maybe the calls the OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) received last year from Prescott, Ontario were not just the lights from the local Riverside Pontiac Buick car lot.
Last summer I did go to the exact spot where the local mother was allegedly abducted. Nothing but rolling land, and lots of power lines that go all the way to the huge power dam in Arnprior, Ontario. This would be the same dam where people have constantly reported alien sightings.
As I stood there by the side of the road with nary a car going by me; I shivered. There was nothing but total silence, except for the sounds of live power sifting through the lines and waiting for the odd spaceship to gas up.
I was kind of worried standing there in the middle of nowhere, but I figured I was pretty safe. Yes, I remembered the ways you can be abducted and made sure I was prepared. The only Men in Black I saw that day told me they were on a mission from God, and one guy played a harmonica.
Personally I think an up and coming trend for Apple might be the "TinFoil Hat App for the iPhone" so your communications are not monitored by aliens or Men in Black.
Time to watch X-Files!
I never did see an alien that day utside of Almonte, ON. and I wondered why until I saw a comment on a blog I did about aliens last year. Gorlockness, a random blogging alien who does indeed write on Open Salon told me why. His exact message was:
“We had our sites set on Ur sight in Canada but U moved. We are getting new coordinates now. Do U require the probe to be warmed ahead of time?
Keeping aye on U, linda, waiting for U to leave bizzy city and come back, come back ...to remote rural Renfrew, Ontario... Renfrew is, i beleev, Canadas area 51- it's a date"
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DEDICATED TO PEGGY POWELL WHO NO LONGER STEPS ON BUGS AFTER SEEING MEN IN BLACK 2
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