There is no doubt that troubled Amanda Bynes could now play Lindsay Lohan in the next Lifetime train wreck movie. After this week's media report of her 2 hour stay in a NYC popular cupcake shop; one has to ask if she is coasting off a cliff mentally. Locked in the bathroom of "The Little Cupcake Bakeshop" for over 30 minutes; it took a firefighter threatening to break down the bathroom door to get the "What a Girl Wants" star to exit the loo and the establishment. Sources said that Bynes did not exhibit any odd behaviour. If the 26-year-old star spent 2 hours eating a cupcake and 30 minutes inside a restroom; is that not odd behavior?
What was Amanda Bynes doing in there? Logically, she could have been seeking privacy in the bathroom for a cellphone call, meditating, purging, sleeping or maybe doing a line of coke.
Due to her numerous DUI's, suspension of her license, failure to show up in court and being caught doing things with something that appeared to be a cigarette lighter I suggest Ms. Bynes might have been doing a cook n' shoot in the lavatory. (The only cook n' shoot picture I could come up with was from Arnie's Cook n Shoot event so the picture below would not be a good example of what a cook n' shoot looks like.)
Not a real cook n' shoot!
This cook n' shoot is definitely packing!
Word on the street is that she probably had a backpack meth lab moment which is an extremely dangerous drug-trend now. Why buy your stuff from someone on the street when you can cook up your own pride and joy in just under 30 minutes?
One thing for sure is Bynes was not on the Twiggy Cupcake Diet as she didn't finish the Dreaming Princess Cupcake that she dawdled over for an hour. Amanda needs to take a long hard look at the life of homeless Happy Day's actress Erin Moran and decide if that is really what she wants. Hopefully it is not too late, but by the looks of the picture below Amanda Bynes already appears to be one toke over the line.
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