Buy Me Some Peanuts and Cracker Jacks BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACKKKKKSSS!!!!
1st Inning...
Shelley: Front row seats, for 15 bucks, awesome weather, cold beer, watching the Los Angeles Angels play the Arizona Diamondbacks on a Tuesday afternoon.
Honey, this is perfection.
Mother sitting one row away: Jason! No! Do not touch that. DO. NOT. TOUCH. THAT. JASON!!! What did I just say?
3 year old Jason: Whyyyyyy caaaaannnn't IIIIIIIIII????
Mother: Because you picked it up off the floor. It's dirty. Drop it on the ground. Here. Play with daddy's phone.
Jason: But I dooooonnnnnnnnt waaaaannnnnt toooo. I waaaaant Candy Floss.
Father: Drop it and then you can have Candy Floss.
Jason: (Slowly, very slowly places it on the wall. Looks back and smiles.)
Vendor: SHAVED ICE!!!!! SHAVED ICE!!! I'VE GOT STRAWBERRY SHAVED ICE! I'VE GOT LIME SHAVED ICE!!!!
JASON: I WAAAAANNNNT SHAVED ICE! I WAAANNNNNNNNT SHAVED ICE!!! SHAVED ICE!!! SHAVED ICE!!! SHAVED ICE!!!
MOTHER: You can have Shaved Ice or Candy Floss. Not both.
Jason: SHAVED ICE! SHAVED ICE!!! JASON WANTS SHAVED ICE!!!!
Father: One Shaved Ice, please.
Vendor: Here you go, little guy, Make sure you share with your little sister.
Mother: Jason, what do you say?
Jason: Slurp. Slurp.
Father: Jason!
Jason: Thaaaaaannnnk yoouuuuuu.
Mother and Father: There's a good boy.
Little Sister: Mwahhhhbahhhhh....
Jason: Slurp. Slurp.
Little Sister: Mwahhhhbahhhhh!!!!!.
Jason: Slurp. Slurp.
Mother: Jason, share with your sister.
Jason: Slurp. Slurp.
Little Sister: MWAHHHBAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Father: Jason! Now!
Jason: Nooooooo!!!!! It's miiiiiiiiinnnnnne! I dooonnn't waaannnnt to shaaaare!
Father: You will share with your sister. If you don't share, I'm going to spank you. Do you want me to spank you? Do you, Jason?
Vendor: CANDY! CANDY FLOSS ! RIGHT HERE!
Jason: I waaaaaaaaaannnnnnnt CANDY FLOSS!!!!!
Mother: No. You chose Shaved Ice.
Jason: I WANT CANDY FLOSS!!! I WANT CANDY FLOSS!!! CANDY FLOSS!!! CANDY FLOSS!! CAAAANNNNNDDYYYYYY FLOOOOOSSSSS!!!!!!
Father: Stop it! Stop it right now! No Candy Floss!
Jason: Waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh WAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Mother: Do you want me to take you to the car so you miss the game? Do you?
Jason: WAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Father: If you don't stop that racket right now, your mother is going to take you to the car. Is that what you want? Is it?
Little Sister: WAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Jason: WAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Father: One Candy Floss, please.
Jason and Little Sister: WAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! oh WAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Father: Make that two.
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Comment by Shelley Smith on March 9, 2013 at 11:36pm -
CreekEnd_UK thanks mate! :). Appreciate the support.
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Comment by Geezerchick on March 9, 2013 at 5:31pm -
Baseball stadiums need day care facilities.
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Comment by CreekEnd_UK on March 8, 2013 at 11:23am -
COngrats on't feature Lass. Eeeeeee that's thay ticket. (English/Yorkshire accent)
I do however feel that Pocket Billiards has advantages over that there infidel BaseBall thingy.
Crowds are not essential and neither is that 'atmosphere' one needs when watching England loose at cricket.
Also, PB can be played anywhere without the cost of weird clothing,a stadium or onlookers.
I mean only the other day...........................
"What FRed(tm)? You mean I'm rambling and overselling the 'game'? Bugger! "
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Comment by Shelley Smith on March 7, 2013 at 3:03pm
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Linda Seccaspina We are going to watch the same teams in LA at the end of March. You are absolutely right, we are so lucky to be able to do this.
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Comment by Shelley Smith on March 7, 2013 at 2:58pm
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CreekEnd_UK take cricket and rounders, kind of combine, and voila. Definitely not pocket billards. And no one shouts, "Come on ye whites."
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Comment by Linda Seccaspina on March 7, 2013 at 2:56pm -
you are so lucky.. I am sending this to Steve")
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Comment by CreekEnd_UK on March 7, 2013 at 2:53pm
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So what is this Baseball game then?
"I know FRed(tm) it's probably like 'pocket billiards' that we Brits excel at Boy."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pocket%20billiards
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Comment by Shelley Smith on March 7, 2013 at 11:32am
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Steve S we went to another game earlier in the week. It was pretty awesome. Back today for a Hockey game.
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Comment by Steve S on March 7, 2013 at 11:31am
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Yep, what do you do when the kids are squirmy and whiny?
Give 'em more sugar! YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, Spring training and Minor League Baseball are some of My Favorite Things.
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