Is this you?
Sudden desperation to have chocolate regularly - this can be daily or even several times a day.
Failing in your many attempts to stop eating chocolate.
Making certain that you maintain a steady supply of chocolate no matter who sells or gives it to you.
You do things to obtain the chocolate that you normally wouldn't do.
Driving while eating or doing other risky activities when you're under the influence of chocolate.
Focusing more and more time and energy on getting and "using" chocolate.
After getting rid of your stash once and for all; do you suddenly become a rabid animal sniffing around for the nearest fix?
Should we ban the next candy holiday where sugar somehow finds its way back into your home?
Is this some sort of government conspiracy?
Okay let me grab a candy bar and get back to you about all of this.
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate. -Gina Barreca
Linda Seccaspina 2011
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I realize Larabars are not chocolate but it's my only salvation around all of this.:)