Chocolate- Sweet Suicide, Treat or Needed Intervention?

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Sudden desperation to have chocolate regularly - this can be daily or even several times a day.


Failing in your many attempts to stop eating chocolate.


Making certain that you maintain a steady supply of chocolate no matter who sells or gives it to you.


You do things to obtain the chocolate that you normally wouldn't do.




Driving while eating or doing other risky activities when you're under the influence of chocolate.


Focusing more and more time and energy on getting and "using" chocolate.


After getting rid of your stash once and for all; do you suddenly become a rabid animal sniffing around for the nearest fix?




Should we ban the next candy holiday where sugar somehow finds its way back into your home?


Is this some sort of government conspiracy?


Okay let me grab a candy bar and get back to you about all of this.



Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate. -Gina Barreca

Linda Seccaspina 2011

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I realize Larabars are not chocolate but it's my only salvation around all of this.:)

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Comment by Peggy Powell on December 28, 2011 at 7:07am

I'm in trouble then since I can't drink

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on December 27, 2011 at 9:19pm

Geezerchick.. not in the quantities I would love to have hahaha

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on December 27, 2011 at 9:17pm

Well Thursday I am talking about Urban and it will flow your mind hahaha. It did mine hahaha

Comment by Steve S on December 27, 2011 at 9:03pm

In all honesty it'd be a suburban dictionary. Lacks the panache of "urban".

 

 

Comment by Geezerchick on December 27, 2011 at 8:37pm

Chocolate is good for you. It lowers blood pressure, has antioxidants, is good for your heart.  WebMD says so:  http://www.webmd.com/diet/news/20030827/dark-chocolate-is-healthy-c...  and  http://www.webmd.com/diet/news/20040601/dark-chocolate-day-keeps-do...  Enjoy!

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on December 27, 2011 at 6:18pm

I think you need to make up the Steve Sherman Urban Dictionary.:)

Comment by Steve S on December 27, 2011 at 5:59pm

I just made up "frouked". Nothing more than an alternate f-word. After all, there are ladies present!

Anyhow, better than a detailed description of GI disfunction, methinks.

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on December 27, 2011 at 3:54pm

Froucked???? Steve??? I will ahve to look this up:)

Marsha: You do not need to lose weight.You look fabulous.. Enjoy the Chocolate

Comment by Marsha Shearer on December 27, 2011 at 1:35pm

Funny you should mention this.  In my attempt to lose weight, I've stopped buying my weekly bag of Dove Promises.  And then, just minding my own business doing my regular grocery shopping, I came across a Branch's display of chocolate caramel nuts, and now I look for excuses to stop at the store.  Three go in a bag, one goes in my mouth!

Comment by Steve S on December 27, 2011 at 1:03pm

I am suffering OD from all the candy and ham that comes with the inlaws. Not worried about weight, since eating all that good stuff froucked up the old works. 

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