Chuck Norris Competing for Eastwooding Status

Chuck Norris has entered the Clint Eastwood empty chair arena advising all that will listen that pending doom is near if Christians vote for Obama in November. The internet meme was reported by major media and YouTube saying the following: 


"If we look to history, our great country and freedom are under attack. We’re at a tipping point and, quite possibly, our country as we know it may be lost forever if we don’t change the course our country is headed.”

 

 

 

      

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around and by his speech the truth has been uncovered that Norris has two speeds: walk and kill, and maybe not thinking about what he says either. I am wondering if the public will take the action heroe seriously as he has now become an internet meme like Ric Astley and the rick rolled  phenomena.

                    


In June of this year Chuck Norris told the country that he believes gay people have no place in the Boy Scouts of America and claims plans to overturn the "century-old policy" to ban them is simply un-American. 

Chuck,  an outspoken Republican political activist wrote an article for AmmoLand.com titled, "Is Obama Creating a Pro-Gay Boy Scouts of America?" In the article, Norris attacks James Turley -- a high ranking BSA official who recently announced his plan to "seek a change" to a Boy Scouts policy that bans gay Scouts and gay Scout leaders. The 72-year-old Norris suggests Turley is only championing the cause because he's trying to curry favor with Obama's "pro-gay" administration. Chuck Norris the internet phenomenon is great- Chuck Norris the human being seemingly wants to be remembered for something other than bad television.

The man truly was a niche market unto himself, until Van Damme and Seagal came along and stole his thunder. I just don't understand what happened to Norris after those television years of playing such nice understanding guy on film and television. Were those infomercials about total gym workouts with Christie Brinkley a sign that things were falling apart for ole Chuck? Chuck Norris should have had a clue that he should never endorse anything that emphasizes your mortality. 

                     

With some of the public shaking their heads they should remember that nothing bothers Norris or makes him cry- or does it? . Chuck tried to occupy the vacuum created by the premature death of Bruce Lee, and there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a sw...  Norris, for the record, wasn't particularly keen on John McCain for President either: at one point he questioned the Arizona Senator’s fitness for office because of his old age but reportedly he does knows where Carmen Sandiego is. Remember if you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

But, to repeat that YouTube video Mr. and Mrs. Norris:

"A THOUSAND YEARS OF DARKNESS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"

Does the public really have any idea that there are actually three sides to The Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris?  So now I have another burning question besides his comments. Could it  be that Chuck Norris was Luke Skywalker's real father all this time?

I definitely feel I do have God in my corner.
Chuck Norris

    

 

    

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Comment by Linda Seccaspina on September 7, 2012 at 6:20pm

Thanks Hayley

Comment by Hayley Rose on September 6, 2012 at 11:43pm
Comment by Linda Seccaspina on September 6, 2012 at 3:38pm

I agree kevin

Steve- yes he did

Lois- I agree

Lezlie_ If the Democrats did this they would be called up on it.

Comment by Kevin Army on September 6, 2012 at 1:54pm

Chuck was around last election pushing Mike Huckabee, so he's already built up quite a resume with all this. So since he was first, maybe Eastwood was Norrising? But Eastwood still has my respect for his past work, and who cares about Norris?

Comment by Steve S on September 6, 2012 at 11:38am

Did Chuck get one too many  nunchuck chucks on the head?

BTW, How many nunchucks could Chuck chuck if Chuck could chuck nunchucks?

Comment by Geezerchick on September 6, 2012 at 10:30am

I wonder which sensible famous people are being ignored while these crazy ones get more than their fare share of publicity.

Comment by Lezlie Bishop on September 6, 2012 at 10:29am

The GOP certainly does have some bizarre celebrity support!  Chuck, did you major in hyperbole?

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on September 6, 2012 at 10:20am

I agree Creekend

Yes he is Matt

Comment by Matt Paust on September 6, 2012 at 7:56am

Chuck is a dim bulb.

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