Curse you Jet Lag
11:59 PM...
12:00 AM...
Shelley: Huh! Oh my God. John. John, are you awake?
John: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Shelley: I just had a nightmare. And I checked my pulse. It's really low. Shouldn't my pulse be high if I had a nightmare?
John: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Shelley: Why isn't it high? Holy S@#$! It's because I had wine for supper, then took a sleeping pill at bedtime. Good thing I woke up. I could have died like... like..... now what in the Hell was his name?
He was the Joker in Batman. River Phoenix? No. But pretty sure River Phoenix died of drugs... or maybe it was... no. No. Ahhh. It's gone. John, do you know who it was? The actor who died of an overdose of sleeping pills? John?
John: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Shelley: Oh well. It doesn't matter. Want to know what my nightmare was about, John? John? John! Wake up!
John: Jesus Christ Shelley! Shhhhhhhhhh. You'll wake Babs (John's sister) and Brian (brother-in-law.)
Shelley: Don't be silly. They're fast asleep. But me. I've been traumatized.
John: Sigh. Hang on. Let me grab a pillow... and sit up... OK. I'm ready. Tell me all about it. Go. Go. Shelley?
Shelley: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
1:00 AM...
Shelley: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Mmmphhhhh? What are you doing?
John: I'm reading on the Ipad. Go back to sleep.
Shelley: The Ipad has back lighting. Turn off the light, please. Thank you. And the sound too, please. Thank you... Really! Really? John, you are not reading.
You are playing that stupid rugby kicking game. (FLICK RUGBY) Stop it. You're shaking the bed. Holy S@#!! Stop!! Just put it away so we can both sleep!
John: OK OK. Shhhhhhhhhhh. Not so loud.
2:00...
Shelley: Ha! I've got it. John. John. Wake up.
John: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Shelley: Heath Ledger. It was Heath Ledger. Phew. Didn't think I would get that one.
John: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Andrew: Why are you whispering?
John: It's the middle of the night.
Andrew: Call you back in an hour?
John: Sigh. No point. It'll still be in the middle of the night. Let's talk now. But quietly...
3:30...
Shelley, John, Andrew: Bye! Love you lots!
John: Turn off the computer and try to sleep... Shelley. Come on.
Shelley: Oh fine. Love you.
John: Love you too. Good night.
Shelley: No kiss kiss?
John:....
Shelley: Hug? What about a hug? Hmmmmm???
John:...
Shelley: What about if I...?
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Comment by Shelley Smith on January 16, 2013 at 8:39am -
Linda Seccaspina My son Matt's comment was, "Dad. I downloaded so many other games for you. Why?"
CreekEnd_UK Ha! Ha! Matt says don't wipe the screen when the computer is turned on. What a computer geek! :)
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Comment by CreekEnd_UK on January 15, 2013 at 3:23pm -
A few days ago I invested in a nice new shiny widescreen,HD laptop with more memory and thingies than I will ever need.
Having just read this -------------------->Stop it. You're shaking the bed. Holy S@#!! Stop!! Just put it away so we can both sleep!
I will am so pleased I left some of the waterproof packing over the keyboard. The screen might never recover from the mouthful of tea that now adorns it but then Shit Happens.
Urm, thanks a pad load Shelley.
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Comment by Linda Seccaspina on January 15, 2013 at 9:23am -
I cannot even your mind rolling around like this.. An iPad and noise?
God Shelley I would have had a mallet handy hahah. FOR BOTH..:)
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