Now here's some good clean family fun from Dallas Maverick's owner Mark Cuban who is also on ABC's Shark Tank. The new uniforms for the Dallas NBA cheerleaders were unveiled today and I would like to know when the court-side lap dances are about to begin. Although no pictures from behind were featured; the new uniform looked much like something Julia Roberts wore in the film Pretty Woman that someone attacked with a Bedazzler.
A Bedazzler? Really?
Come on Marc the 70's are over, and good to see Texas is still the family values state. Sex sells, and it sells well and one only has to look at the Olympic women's Volleyball team this year. Their outfits alone brought in 30% more television viewers.
If a sport needs this to attract fans it must not be much of a sport and while you are changing uniforms let's gets the guys into old school basketball short-shorts. You do have female fans too! When 6 year old little Eva asks,
'Mommy, why can't I wear stuff like that?', what are you going to say? Yes little Eva; we will buy you one and then you too can make a salary of 50 bucks a game.
I am not a pearl necklace clencher but I find them a bit too sexy for family fun. Of course really- the problem isn't that they're skimpy, they're just plain ugly!
After asking a family member what their thoughts were on the matter their response was:
"This is an outrage! Are there more photos?"