Dallas Mavericks Begin Lap Dancing with Unveiling of New Cheerleader Uniforms

Now here's some good clean family fun from Dallas Maverick's owner Mark Cuban who is also on ABC's Shark Tank. The new uniforms for the Dallas NBA cheerleaders were unveiled today and I would like to know when the court-side lap dances are about to begin. Although no pictures from behind were featured; the new uniform looked much like something Julia Roberts wore in the film Pretty Woman that someone attacked with a Bedazzler.

A Bedazzler? Really?

Come on Marc the 70's are over, and good to see Texas is still the family values state. Sex sells, and it sells well and one only has to look at the Olympic women's Volleyball team this year. Their outfits alone brought in 30% more television viewers.

If a sport needs this to attract fans it must not be much of a sport and while you are changing uniforms let's gets the guys into old school basketball short-shorts. You do have female fans too! When 6 year old little Eva asks,

'Mommy, why can't I wear stuff like that?', what are you going to say?  Yes little Eva; we will buy you one and then you too can make a salary of 50 bucks a game.

I am not a pearl necklace clencher but I find them a bit too sexy for family fun.  Of course really- the problem isn't that they're skimpy, they're just plain ugly!

After asking a family member what their thoughts were on the matter their response was:

"This is an outrage! Are there more photos?"

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Comment by Hayley Rose on November 13, 2012 at 1:55pm

They only make $50 a game??!!  I like the outfits btw- always wanted to be a cheerleader! LOL but can't do a cartwheel- or much of anything else really...

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on November 13, 2012 at 12:20am

si signor

Comment by Jason Giecek on November 13, 2012 at 12:14am

OH MY!! Oooooh laaa laaa!! :D

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on November 10, 2012 at 5:17pm

The Bible belt.. I could say so many things but good tastes refrains me...:)

Comment by CreekEnd_UK on November 10, 2012 at 4:31pm

Hmmm, resistance is fertile  futile - allegedly.

Some people pay good  money for a lap dancer and have to go into a bar with extortionate drink prices in the process.  It is however 'private' and not a family event like those American sports.

Where exactly is the American Bible Belt and does that Mormon bloke who lost the election approve?  Oh well, shit evolves.

"Yes FRed(tm) I know if you pay extra you can get 'the sisters' but your therapist doesn't approve Boy."

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on November 10, 2012 at 12:56pm

Okay we will watch...

Comment by Werner on November 10, 2012 at 12:51pm

I know you were :-)

NASCAR at Abu Dhabi? Watch Speed tomorow its at 16:00 in our area, Australian V8 Supercar from Abu Dhabi, from last week-end, I consider Australian V8 as NASCAR on steroids, fantastic racing.

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on November 10, 2012 at 12:39pm

LOL Werner I was kidding..:) I know about that driver since I live with a  racing fan.. I wish the nascar boys would race in the Abu Dabi 500..:)

There you go Steve... blood suckers they are

Comment by Steve S on November 10, 2012 at 12:18pm

Re: The NBA - the only moves in the NBA I want to see is is The Kings Leaving Sacramento to stick their fangs in some other city's neck.

Comment by Werner on November 10, 2012 at 11:14am

Well Linda, its those people dressed in some goofy costumes, I don't know what they are called.

Maybe someday, I'll get a handle on this English language thingy :-)

I don't have much to do with Finnish culture myself, although last Sunday my favorite F1 driver won the Abu Dhabi GP and he happens to be Finnish.


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