Merry The Cat has commented frequently on the subject of dogs. As a Facebook celebrity, Merry used his renown to educate the public by revealing The Truth About Dogs; "Dogs Are Chumps".
Merry died in his sleep last Friday night, not long after completing this interview for Zoomers.
Merry was named for the hobbit Meriodoc Brandibuck. He is survived by his sister Peregrin Took (Pippin). He spent the latter half of his life ruling the sidewalks and hedgerows of his neighborhood in Staten Island, NYC.
Steve S: Thanks for giving me this interview.
Merry: Chicken, I smell chicken. Got any?
Steve S: Uh, no. Let's talk about dogs. Zoomers wants articles about "The Dog Days of Summer". This is an opportunity to educate Canada. We can share The Truth About Dogs.
Merry: Let me start with the whole story; Dogs Are Chumps. There, can we have some chicken now?
Steve S: Let's show the folks some examples.
Merry: If you don't have chicken, I guess that's OK.
Dogs have so many paths to chumpness, I don't know where to begin. Let's start with small dogs, the most pathetic chumps of all. Tuffy The Mohawk Dog is the biggest little chump in the hood. The photo speaks for itself.
Steve S: That's pretty convincing. Any other examples?
Merry: Sure, I got plenty. This dog is a jerk and a chump, all rolled into one little smelly little yapping body.
Steve: How about bigger dogs, are they OK?
Merry: I say the bigger the dog, the bigger the chump. But small dogs are the chumpiest. Look at this farting chump!
Okay big dogs - look how this chump demeans himself. This makes me sick.
Steve S: Okay, you've convinced me.
Merry: Good, I'm done. I got my my bling on and I'm ready to go out.
Steve S: Thanks for educating the Canadian audience