DON'T PISS OFF THE QUEEN IF YA WANT TO KEEP YA HEAD.....
The Queen was bored one day, as the ruled were behaving themselves in an unusual way.
"No off with their heads!" she said, or how I imagine she says when she's bored with Queening away.
The jester, a jolly fellow, when he was on his meds, was called out.
"Entertain me!" she bequested.
Is that even a word?
According to Google it is!
But it doesn't mean what I think it means but then, who cares, right?
The jester threw out his best joke, "A baby seal walks into a club....hello, is this thing on?"
"Off with his head!"
"Tough crowd!!! Did you hear about..."
The guards whisked away the jester never to be heard from again.
"Remind me to never get a jester off of Craig's List again!"
The Queen was now hungry, as even royalty got, and it made her in a most foul mood anyone had seen her in.
"I hope we'll be having fowl for lunch today!"
The chef made it into the Queen's presence and announced, "We are having Mac-n-Cheese for lunch today!"
"Again? OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!"
The chef was taking away, never to be heard from again.
What is the moral of the story?
Don't piss off the Queen if ya's wanna keep ya head!
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Comment by Steve S on May 24, 2012 at 9:44pm
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We ARE Amused
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Comment by CreekEnd_UK on May 24, 2012 at 7:24am -
No honest Guv She's actually quite tiny and never finishes her food either.
Or'some post too. "OK FRed(tm) drop the dime and get this sucker beheaded before the Diamond Jubilee weekend."
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Comment by Jason Giecek on May 24, 2012 at 5:18am -
Ain't she awesome!!? :D
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Comment by Linda Seccaspina on May 23, 2012 at 10:42am -
I agree.. Hugh Five to the Queen hahaha
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