Just when you think they can’t do anymore to ruin the Grammy’s, a dress code was issued by CBS on Tuesday.
Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory
-kindly confirm receipt of s&p standards-
CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic.
This just in: nobody is appearing at the Grammys this year and America replied with just one comment.
“Take away my side boob but not my gun!”
Of course some of those flaunting their side boobs at the Grammys have conceal and carry permits. CBS should understand that celebrities don't call it exposure, they call it promotion! Nation, we are prudes to nudity, but not when it comes to violence. Seems kind of backwards, doesn't it?
Great Zeus! Breasts are not the enemy, but the sudden appearance of a 3rd breast might be the clincher! Their formal email also resembles something written in a public school addressing student dress code, and little need to wonder why the non-cable, broadcast stations are constantly losing market share and viewers to cable. The 50's conservative mindset is just not laughable anymore, it is economically and culturally tragic.
CBS will you be raising a barn this weekend with other Amish folk and maybe give Beyonce a 'courtesy' gunny sack to perform in? Didn't they just air the "Superbowl" halftime show with Beyonce half naked gyrating and thrusting with a herd of similarly clad back-up dancers?.
No Justin Timberlake side boob? I'm outraged!
I predict that the CBS executives will be running around throwing blankets over outfits they deem problematic and maybe this is just a publicity stunt so people will tune in to see who breaks the rules. So let me get this right. You're advising rock and roller's on how to dress? Good luck with that and let me know how that works out for you.
Didn't video killed the radio? Well so might the RIP of the side boob.
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