I WRITE LETTER TO PRESIDENT PUTIN - My day as an International Peace Keeper

FORWARDED TO PRESIDENT OBAMA CAUSE I NO KNOW PRESIDENT PUTIN'S ADDRESS. 

We're not that close anymore!

Dear Mr. President, I'm sitting here watching the news and decided to write President Putin a letter but since I don't have his email, so I'm sending the letter to you. You can forward it on to Putin and see if he wants to come with me to the state hospital for some meds and macaroni art.

If not, then send VP Biden over there. I think him and a baseball bat is all we need. Kerry can hold down Putin as Biden does what he does best!!!


LETTER TO PUTIN -

Dear Mr. Putin, I've heard from some folks, links to your pee pee, that you are losing touch with reality, that you think it is 1967 or something and you are Commander in General of the space marines.

I understand that. I sometimes like to pretend I'm awesome and cool and have a huge pee pee. With a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass, anything is possible.

Please Mr. Putin, stop your invasion of what you think is Mars Base 1209 which is in fact the Ukraine and we can draw pictures together, maybe Obama, who we in this country blame for everything, so I don't see why you couldn't blame him for stuff too, and he can be holding a magic twanger and riding a donkey and underneath it we could write something obscene in Russian but tell Obama it says, YOU DA AWESOME!! And we'll laugh about it.

Around 3ish, the nice nurses will come in and bring us meds that will make the voices in our head to talk space speak.

That's much better than invading countries.

Your friend,

Commander Z'Klan Khan of Alpha Mission aka Jason

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Tags: bad humor, international peace, politics

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Comment by Jason Giecek on March 10, 2014 at 1:56am

Chuck, yeah, it sounds like, to me, an illegal seizure but I'm no political scientist.  United States would do such a seizure with more flair, glamour or something!! :)

(Comical?? My face is comical!! Wait....:D )

Woman, ~nodding~ Some days much better than others!! :) 

Comment by Poor Woman on March 9, 2014 at 12:36am

This could have been written in iambic pentameter and with lots of semicolons, but I guess it is too late. Besides, I think the space command ate all our semicolons for lunch with their peanut butter.

I guess some days are better than others, huh?

Comment by Chuck McCrossan on March 8, 2014 at 9:10pm

I tried to take this seriously but I see that it is a comical blog. I believe that Russia is doing is correct in the circumstance. Indeed, USA would be doing the same if the situation was, for instance, Canada....only USA would go in bombing and sorting the evil doers later. Invasion would take weeks of planning and about 80000 troops....so it can't be that.  Protection of the Russian people...probably. I have a problem with us recognizing an obvious coup.  The Agreement of the Settlement of Crisis in Ukraine was signed by leaders of Russia, US, EU, Presdent of Ukraine and 3 of the opposition leaders on February 24.  The extreme right wing Right Sector then violently overthrew the government.  The fact that this document was agreed to and signed, after which radical and dangerous right-wing groups violently overthrew the democratically elected government of Ukraine, it can only be called a coup!  Subsequently, certain governments legally recognizing the resulting "government" may be doing so against not only International law but their own Constitutional Law.

Comment by Jason Giecek on March 4, 2014 at 4:45pm

Steve, we cheer for carrots!!! ~nod~ Sheesh!! 

Chuck, ~nodding~ Scary!!!

Shelley, ~nod~

Miryam, ~nodding again~

Linda, exactly!! EEK!!!

CreekEnd, Bare Bear Riding! OH MY!! :D

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on March 4, 2014 at 11:40am

all joking aside they need to stop

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on March 4, 2014 at 11:40am

I  agree and for god sakes keep your shirt on..I hate those photos of him bare chested with a gun

Comment by Shelley Smith on March 3, 2014 at 11:42pm

Frightening!

Comment by chuck wilson on March 3, 2014 at 6:30pm

Your right Jason, This could be the start of World War III. If other countries intervene. Russia will fight!  Putin is an idiot!

Comment by Steve S on March 3, 2014 at 6:19pm

Been said it ain't rational to respond rationally to an irrational situation created by irrational actors.

Last week I found myself wondering whom do you root fro in a battle between NeoStalinists and NeoNazis. This week it's more like, Comrads, WTF?

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