This could be your neighbour or maybe it is! I am not going to post the 30 different shots of Joe Normal doing poses that you might just not want to see. I know I don't care to.
I used to be able to do the splits but had no idea that when age creeps up on you things happens to your body that might stop you from doing a basic sort of contortion.
One evening I had been invited to Porter Hall at Carleton University in Ottawa for a indie rock concert. I became excited after I was given the free tickets and jumped up in the air to perform one my death defying splits. Of course I had had not warmed up the body with stretches and figured it would be no problem.
When I crashed down on the floor there was a pop that was heard around the world.
I guess I will never ever know but let me tell you I did not enjoy that concert in terrible pain and cranked up on pain killers. That day was the last time I ever did the splits and can only wonder what the end result is going to be for this guy.
Photos from 'the chive"
Linda Seccaspina 2012
Linda Secaspina 2012- new book "Menopausal Woman From the Corn" now available on Amazon. Canadians please contact me for books to get cheaper shipping.