Joe Normal Flexible or Freak of Nature?

This could be your neighbour or maybe it is! I am not going to post the 30 different shots of Joe Normal doing poses that you might just not want to see. I know I don't care to.


I used to be able to do the splits but had no idea that when age creeps up on you things happens to your body that might stop you from doing a basic sort of contortion.




One evening I had been invited to Porter Hall at Carleton University in Ottawa for a indie rock concert. I became excited after I was given the free tickets and jumped up in the air to perform one my death defying splits. Of course I had had not warmed up the body with stretches and figured it would be no problem.


When I crashed down on the floor there was a pop that was heard around the world.

Tendon?

Leg Socket?

Brain?




I guess I will never ever know but let me tell you I did not enjoy that concert in terrible pain and cranked up on pain killers. That day was the last time I ever did the splits and can only wonder what the end result is going to be for this guy.


Photos from 'the chive"

Linda Seccaspina 2012


Linda Secaspina 2012- new book "Menopausal Woman From the Corn" now available on Amazon. Canadians please contact me for books to get cheaper shipping.






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Comment by Linda Seccaspina on May 1, 2012 at 2:23pm

he just scared me thats all and me too Matt..

Comment by Matt Paust on May 1, 2012 at 12:58pm

I think I got a hernia just looking at this.

Comment by Mary Katherine Manuel on May 1, 2012 at 12:06pm

I never dated a guy who could do the splits, very interesting.

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on April 30, 2012 at 4:50pm

I think fred should go scratch him hahah

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