Joe Normal Flexible or Freak of Nature?

This could be your neighbour or maybe it is! I am not going to post the 30 different shots of Joe Normal doing poses that you might just not want to see. I know I don't care to.


I used to be able to do the splits but had no idea that when age creeps up on you things happens to your body that might stop you from doing a basic sort of contortion.




One evening I had been invited to Porter Hall at Carleton University in Ottawa for a indie rock concert. I became excited after I was given the free tickets and jumped up in the air to perform one my death defying splits. Of course I had had not warmed up the body with stretches and figured it would be no problem.


When I crashed down on the floor there was a pop that was heard around the world.

Tendon?

Leg Socket?

Brain?




I guess I will never ever know but let me tell you I did not enjoy that concert in terrible pain and cranked up on pain killers. That day was the last time I ever did the splits and can only wonder what the end result is going to be for this guy.


Photos from 'the chive"

Linda Seccaspina 2012


Linda Secaspina 2012- new book "Menopausal Woman From the Corn" now available on Amazon. Canadians please contact me for books to get cheaper shipping.






Linda Blogs about this and that daily on:

 

 

OctoFinder

Octofinder

RSS Aggregator


Views: 313

Comment

You need to be a member of Zoomer to add comments!

Join Zoomer

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on May 1, 2012 at 2:23pm

he just scared me thats all and me too Matt..

Comment by Matt Paust on May 1, 2012 at 12:58pm

I think I got a hernia just looking at this.

Comment by Mary Katherine Manuel on May 1, 2012 at 12:06pm

I never dated a guy who could do the splits, very interesting.

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on April 30, 2012 at 4:50pm

I think fred should go scratch him hahah

Members

Community Activity

Gary commented on Gary H's group The Coffee Shop
"Bob I didn't say your computer knows more than you do. It just thinks it does. Not the same thing. Bye the way the Isle of Man TT started this weekend so there should be videos on Youtube soon."
10 hours ago
Bob Stuart commented on Gary H's group The Coffee Shop
"Hi Gary: You must be right, the computer knows more than I do, hence the unilateral Windows 10 change. I just try to use my computer, all be it very simply, and you are much more advanced then me because you have even 'heard' of a control…"
16 hours ago
alexander Mollison commented on alexander Mollison's group The Kitties
"Reading Baldacci last mile  its good like him"
19 hours ago
alexander Mollison commented on alexander Mollison's group The Kitties
"hidden "one' for weekend was here "
yesterday

© 2016   Part of the Zoomer Interactive Network.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service

google-site-verification: googlef2bf84fe9dda65cb.html