MY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH ---
I would like to thank all the people who made this possible, my gym coach, who pushed me so hard, I thought about killing him many, many times but instead, I just wounded him with a racquet ball to the nuts.
My girl friend Lawanda, whose dandling with spiritualism and witch craft opened a gateway to Hell which she was sucked into and never seen again.
To my folks for not going through with the abortion or post birth abortion.
Thanks guys!
To all the wonderful folks at Shady Pine Rest Home, where I was giving adequate care at low prices, just like their ad said!
To the hookers who said, You can do it, and meant it.
I love you guys, the money is on the table!
To all my fans, all twelve of them!! Each of you has made this Oscar a reality! Thank you! Thank you! And especially you!!!!
I would thank my stylist, but she sucks.
Purple pants?
FOOL!!!
Thank you to my lovely wife Lisa for whom I wrote my book which the movie was based, "You a dirty lying whore Lisa!!! But I love you anyways!!!" Kiss kiss!
To my wonderful children....wait....all my children are evil! Screw you kids!!! Daddy hates you!
To all those folks at those publishing houses that said my book sucked, well, screw you too, look at me now Mom!!!!!
Love love and kiss kiss to everyone of you out there in the audience, thanks for caring, and the bribes promised will be sent out tomorrow!!
Thank you Madam Deloris, where ever you are!!
And to my brother George, this one is for you!! May you rot in Hell!!!
And thank you Fargo, North Dakota and Duluth Minnesota!!!
Why?
I have no frucking clue!!!!
Thank you to my gay lover Winston who read through the script twenty three times and hated it for twenty two!!!! I love you Winston!!
And what the hell, thank you one and all!!!!
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Comment by CreekEnd_UK on February 24, 2013 at 1:57pm -
CongRats Jason. Mentioning Shady Rest Home was a master stroke.
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Comment by Jason Giecek on February 22, 2013 at 3:45am -
Steve, exactly!! Fargo made me the man I am today!!! :D
Creekend, Winston is all powerful!!!! :D
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Comment by CreekEnd_UK on February 18, 2013 at 6:02pm
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You said you'd never mention Winston. He's more feared than SPiney Norman.
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Comment by Steve S on February 18, 2013 at 2:45pm
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Having lived way too much of my young adult life in the mid-continent glamor spots of Milwaukee and Omaha, I can assure that You are danged right to thank fargo. Those cities taught methat I could "get along without it".
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Comment by Jason Giecek on February 18, 2013 at 11:08am
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Linda, exactly!! FARGO FOREVER!! :D
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Comment by Linda Seccaspina on February 18, 2013 at 8:10am -
You always have to thank Fargo.. always..
HUGGGGGGG
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Comment by Jason Giecek on February 18, 2013 at 3:18am
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gabe, ~NODDING~ I agree!! :D
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