Paulina Gretzky Benched by “Father Wayne” for Improper Twitter Passes

Paulina Gretzky was recently sent to the penalty box by her father legendary Wayne Gretzky for the 24,000 flip-shot photos she sent down Twitters centre ice. Gretzky’s Twitter page consisted of more than a hat trick of racy photos depicting her controversial lifestyle funded by Mum and Dad. I could not blame her parents at first after seeing her many pictures consisting of: body checks, back hand shots, butt-ending and not much on the face-off circle. All these photos were viewed by her 24,000 followers which is way more fans than her father played for at some All-Star games.



Was Puck Daddy annoyed that his 22 year old daughter had way more fans than he does at present - and did he decide to throw her a backhand shot? After reading this news item I was suddenly happy I had boys. My oldest son the goalie has made many pictures public in his goalie equipment online. But not once has he dropped pass or put any images on that his mother might have to deke him down the defense line for. He is as solid as a goal cage and would never embarrass his family of conservative linesmen.



Paulina’s pictures were run of the mill screen shot images but one stood out that I loved a lot and figured Dad should not have had to scramble to slap shot this picture. It was from a site called Facedown. It had nothing to do with hockey but simply photos of people posing in a freezing the puck face down position. There, in one shot, was dearest Daddy’s daughter high sticking it facedown. I actually thought it was a real hook check artistic position and had no idea why Wayne would find this photo worthy of penalty shots.



So alas, Paulina’s last Tweet was “Having a nice sit down dinner with my dad about social media.” That was followed with, “Taking a break from Twitter for a bit. Happy Holidays!!! xoxo.”  


Did Dad finally make his power play and pull the Twitter goalie from the rink? I guess we will never know what save or sweep-check Wayne made in the home zone but one thing is as sure as shots on goal. Everyone makes mistakes in stickhandling growing up and it should never be sudden death overtime. Let her have her Twitter back as she is somehow left holding the puck. Who knows, all this publicity might give her an Exhibition Game as she seems like quite the Enforcer! I am sure at one point in Wayne and Janet’s life they had some bad wrist shots and rode the Zamboni down- the- fly. Honestly? The pictures below look like they too knew how to "bust a move".



                                             Photos of the Gretzky Elders


                                                        Mother Janet

                                                        Father Wayne


Linda Seccaspina 2011

If you had not noticed all the words in italics are hockey terms :)

Photos from Google and Facedown except for the one of my son and myself.

Linda Secaspina 2012- new book "Menopausal Woman From the Corn" now available on Amazon US and Amazon Canada. Canadians please contact me for books to get cheaper shipping. Or buy the Kindle version now available on the US site.




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Comment by Linda Seccaspina on December 3, 2011 at 10:47am

she sure is mary hahhahah

Comment by Mary Katherine Manuel on December 3, 2011 at 10:27am

What a treat. Sounds like she's a chip off the old blocks.

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on December 2, 2011 at 11:35pm

ahhh kenny... hugggggggggggggggg

Comment by Kenneth Sibbett on December 2, 2011 at 10:26pm

On most days, I would say something smart, but, I just read something sad and feel down. Great post though~~

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on December 2, 2011 at 10:18pm

Well we  have good memories George :)

Comment by George Ray Lanzon on December 2, 2011 at 10:12pm

I would love to make money also, but I'm so old, I remember radio dinners.

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on December 2, 2011 at 8:05pm

George.. one wold think she is trying to make money too... sad to say.

Tink: so am I hahahah

Comment by George Ray Lanzon on December 2, 2011 at 7:59pm

The big difference here, both parents did it for money. She was just having fun.

Comment by Jason Giecek on December 2, 2011 at 6:24pm

I'm glad my parents don't read my tweets!! ~:D

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on December 2, 2011 at 3:55pm

That we do Violet.. no doubt about it.:)


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