Memorial Day is a day to remember those who served in the military past and present. It is also a long weekend meant for family gatherings, the Indy 500 and garage sales.
I hope we never fail to remember those who gave up their lives for our freedom. May we also not forget the things that we bought, built and then gave away.
Like Easter Peeps, this is Linda's annual Memorial Day give-away blog.
The following are real items that are available to anyone that wants them for free:
In Memory Of
Memorial Day Curb Alert!
I just found more things in my garage and they are now sitting on the curb:
old plastic garbage cans (need to be cleaned)
stuffed rabbits, toy kind
old Israel wine (should be 21 to pick it up!)
Take what you want and don't make a mess and bother my weird neighbours!
Cupcakes are Passé Now!
I have three cupcake stands and about 130 unfrosted cupcakes that no one wanted for a Memorial Day picnic. My husband and I had an angry discussion about the sudden sickness he got on my last batch. He said the family was beginning to talk.
They are now sitting at the end of my driveway. I would pick them up quick before small animals start munching them after it gets dark!
Two free used toilets!
I have two used toilets for free. They are working and clean, with a couple of cracks you might be able to fix.
Both need seats. Yes, I am a male and do not like seats.
Free chicken house
Please come and take this away! I will also throw in a free 3 foot religious statue. You can use it to pray for eggs.
Hopefully you have some chickens.
Please note that my laundry shown in the picture does not come with it!
One says sell by May 24th
Another says sell by June 7th.
Free- Still good and email if you can use them.
Don't wanna waste them.
Free Glade Spray!
Used once. Scent is French Vanilla.
I only respond to emails that *include* name, number, and a polite request.
Garden Duck- Needs Repair
Mr. Duck met an awful mishap. He couldn't face his bills, so he lost his head.
But you can rebuild him. You can make him better . . . stronger . . . faster.
All his working parts seem to be here. Come and get him!
Free Bees! PLEASE !
A beehive just exploded through a wall of a church at 9th and Chester in West Oakland. If anyone you know can take care of feral bees then get ur butt over here and do it before they get annihilated!
I'm sure you'll have to talk to the owner of the church beforehand.
PS: You can see the hive halfway up the right side of the building. It's between two of the three thin windows. Be careful and don't expect Jesus to help you. I don't think he was a bee keeper.
True Light Church at 9th and Chester.
Free Litterbox for cat!
I found something that looks like it's a litter box for a cat sitting under the eaves of my house when I was cleaning. I think it belonged to a previous tenant.
If you recognize it, or think it'll be useful to you, please stop by and pick it up!
Enter to win a FREE Orgasm!
Cutest girl to send me her picture will win one free, mind bending orgasm.
Second contest for two cuties together - cutest two photos sent together win TWO mind blowing orgasms. Now that is a Memorial Day special! Contest ends tonight at 7pm!
Billion-year- old Bricks
I have a boat load of very old bricks (enough to build your own chimney). No need to ask if any are left. Just come help yourself.
Free Place to Drop off Junk
A van will be towed a little after 5:00 pm tonight in the lower Haight. Maybe you'd like to load all that heavy junk that's in yer basement or backyard into the van to see how much the tow truck can carry!
I'll get back to you b4 4:00 pm.
Coolio y'all !
VHS Movies: Come and Get them NOW!!
The good news:
---VHS movies (popular comedies, action)--4 milk crates of them
The bad news:
These clean, neatly-packed crates of items are atop an apt. complex Dumpster.
You can see them sticking out, from the end of the block.
Looks as if someone was moving, and ran out of time/space for items---good chance they all work. PLEASE do not knock on door. What you see out there is all there is.
Useful Free Things
Need a desk? We've got it. Boxes of books? We got 'em. We have enough colanders,pots, and pans for you to make an alien battlesuit out of, should you need to. Also the inside of an old piano! If you take that piano away, we may even give you a beer as a thank you. Come on over as everything is going to be in our driveway, so walk on up, we don't bite.
Memories, may be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget....
Tink (Jason G.) and pal dumpster diving
Linda Seccaspina 2011
Happy Memorial Day Weekend!
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