Just in time for the holiday food cravings. Pizza Hut Canada is launching a perfume through Grip Ltd.- an advertising firm that works with Pizza Hut. It began as a joke on the Pizza Hut Canada Facebook page and some how no one never looked back. Apparently it smells the same as that initial orgasmic smell when you open the pizza box.


Quicker than you can say pepperoni; after Pizza Hut Canada got 100,000 likes on Facebook, they announced that the first 100 people to message them would  get a bottle of Pizza Hut perfume. The bottles were shipped to those 100 lucky fans at the beginning of December and it looks like it was a one shot deal as Pizza Hut Canada has no plans to make anymore of the perfume.

Even though it sounds completely cheesy; I am thoroughly disappointed  there was no mention of bacon in the ingredients. There was also no word if you get the perfume free if women are not attracted to you in 30 minutes or less.

Of course the Pizza Hut perfume is very similar to the 2008 issue of  Burger King men's body spray called Flame. Not recommended for vegetarians, Flame was promoted as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat".

"The Whopper sandwich is America's favourite burger," so they decided  the perfume must meet the virtues of a fragrance that smells like cooked meat.

"Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold ... now you can set the mood for whatever you're in the mood for.”

Great, wear this and go to your family's house for Christmas dinner. Imagine what the dog will do to your leg! Or watch starving skinny vegan chicks crawling all over the fragrance wearer wondering what that irresistible smell is.

Let's hope you “Have it your way!” smelling like a dead cooked carcass and maybe adding a touch of special sauce behind the ears. As Burger King says, "Sometimes you just have to break the rules!"

 

  

 

 

 

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Comment by Linda Seccaspina on December 6, 2012 at 9:11pm

yes....:)

Comment by Shelley Smith on December 6, 2012 at 8:46pm

Matt Paust Right?

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on December 6, 2012 at 2:11pm

gak for 200 matt

Comment by Matt Paust on December 6, 2012 at 1:59pm

I'll go with gak!

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on December 6, 2012 at 7:36am

Gak is right hahaha

Comment by Shelley Smith on December 6, 2012 at 12:58am

Gak!

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on December 5, 2012 at 3:06pm

LOL Lois... thats briliiant

Comment by Geezerchick on December 5, 2012 at 2:59pm

It's too easy to smell like a pizza. Just drip a bit of the sauce on your shirt while eating one. The real trick would be to figure out what a favorite writer smells like.

Comment by Linda Seccaspina on December 5, 2012 at 2:52pm

I like the burger king commercial:)

Comment by Kevin Army on December 5, 2012 at 1:53pm

The Burger King commercial is just creepy! 

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