Update to the blog: Grammy Awards - CBS Ayatollah has Declared Jihad on the Side Boob
As I sat at the bar with a friend, I had every intention of writing about the 2013 Grammys in-depth but 41 minutes into the program I was bored to tears. When Taylor Swift came out in the Alice in Wonderland number I asked myself if Taylor should be wearing white after Labour Day. Why was she also singing “We Are Never Getting Back Together” so forcefully when John Mayer apologized this week for being a douche-bag to all his ex- lady-friends.
Was there not anyone else that could host the Grammys beside LL Cool J? Where was Amy Poehler and Tina Fey? Did Jennifer Lopez not get the CBS memo about toning down the sexiness in her swimsuit-like Anthony Vaccarello gown? Was there anything in that memo mentioning appendages? How about Angelina wannabes? You have to admit that ankle bracelet above the strap of Jennifer's shoe looked like she was under house-arrest!
Lopez said the dress-code e-mail did not mention appendages so she admits to showing her leg off to great advantage. I couldn't help help but notice some of these other women trying to pull of the "Angelina" unsuccessfully. It only works as a "statement" once ladies, and after that you look like a poser. Adele won for her song "Set Fire to the Rain". Somebody should have actually set fire to that Queen of Hearts dress she had on!
CBS who cares about side-boob, when Katy Perry has so much front-boob?
To sum it all up, Bjork's swan dress a few years ago would have been one heck of a step-up from this years boring 2013 Grammy Awards fashions. I seriously wondered if all the fashion designers suddenly got deported by CBS. Please come back, we will give you amnesty!
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