The Shadow is in your bathroom messing with your stuff...
Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of men?
Your mom!!!
No?
Listen to this episode of THE SHADOW and the post might make sense.
If not, call Alec Baldwin and tell him, DRINK TO MY LAST DAY ON EARTH COUSIN....
While we wait for the blog to load, I'd like to have the audience go out and try to light their Goodyear tires on fire!!
Why?
Because you can!!!
Now back to our show!
Today's story, THE MAN WHO MADE A TURKEY SANDWICH. EXTRA MAYO!
Mr. Donkey is standing on the corner, waiting for the bus down town.
"How is Mrs. Donkey feeling these days?"
"Poorly, my friend, poorly!"
"Sorry to hear that! But only eight hours till New Years!"
Both men nodded. And then imploded because well, what else could happen.
A human voice circling the globe? WITCH CRAFT!!!!
Time machine??? Madness!! Missouri?
More madness!!
((Cue music))
Cough! Cough!
"Here's some water! Feel better now?"
"No!! You're trying to drown me!!!! FOOL!!! I buy useless things spending other people's money!!!!"
Stupid cousins being jealous of their dad giving me their money!
"This last day of the year, I'm going to kill you!!! See that machine in the corner?"
"That dildo factory?"
"No! Next to it, you know what I'm going to do with it? I'M GOING BACK IN TIME AND PREVENT YOU FROM EVER BEING BORN!!!!"
"MADNESS!! MADNESS!!!"
"Science!!!"
"Science you fool is what blew up the damn turkey sandwich is the first place!"
((Cue fight music, punches thrown, oof uff, smack, giggles))
Giggles?
Who giggles during a fight scene?
THE SHADOW DOES!!!
He one bad mofo!!
Better than the Shaft, bigger than Walker Texas Ranger, and able to swoon the ladies.
"Really?"
REALLY!!
This episode was first aired on January 1st, 1939 and was titled THE MAN WHO MURDERED TIME.
I first met The Shadow way back when, in 1939, but the damn time machine decided to weird out and well, you got a different episode.
I'm sorry. I murdered time.
And hit the stop button before we could find out if his cousin really did go back in time and killed the time, or if he accidentally invented a super blender and made awesome pina coladas!!!!
Only The Shadow knows....BOOOOOHAAAAHAAAHAHHHAAAAAAA.....COUGH....HACK......
Stupid cold!!!
Till next time, keep your feet warm, and your beer gone!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!! AND MAY YOUR TURKEY SANDWICHES HAVE THE BEST MAYO EVER, FORESTER MAYO!!!!
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Comment by Jason Giecek on February 7, 2013 at 2:45am -
Creekend, Damn them all to Hell!! ~:D
Steve, ~nodding~ SCIENCE!! :D
Linda, COMMUNIST!! :D
Creek, she did! She did!! :D
Shelley, not today, maybe tomorrow!! ;D
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Comment by Shelley Smith on February 6, 2013 at 10:53am -
I think you drank the Pina Colada's first, then wrote this... :)
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Comment by CreekEnd_UK on February 5, 2013 at 2:00pm -
DId someone say whip ?
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Comment by Linda Seccaspina on February 5, 2013 at 1:55pm -
I personally dont like mayo.. I like Miracle whip hahah
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Comment by Steve S on February 5, 2013 at 1:08pm
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They say life itself is a mystery, so no surprise there.
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Comment by CreekEnd_UK on February 5, 2013 at 12:17pm
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Damn those Time Machines. One just shouldn't buy the ones made in CHina, wot wot.
Quality Control issues innit.
"YEs FRed(tm) I am fully aware that only America has 'issues' but the UK now has two shrinks and there's a 25% orf discount in February too."
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