Apparently, these parody lyrics were sung by sailors and soldiers during WWII. (Oh, the things you learn from Wikipedia!)
Here's the words:
"Oh, we got married last Sunday. The party lasted ‘til Monday. When our friends had all gone, then we were alone, side by side.
We got ready for bed then I nearly dropped over dead when her teeth and her hair, she placed on a chair, side by side.
One glass eye came out then, one hearing aid so small. She took one of her legs off and placed it on the chair by the wall.
I sat there so broken hearted. Most of my girl had departed. So I slept on the chair, there was more of her there, side by side."