"I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spelldisaster.I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" asshe likes to call it.After both suffering from depression for a while, me…"
"Dont shoot I am only the messenger.
...after a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand…"